Me: i decided something
Me: i want to be part of the collective
Me: i want to be a borg
Me: so all this yammer and microsft stuff can be in sync
Me: will you love me with borg technology all in my face
Boyfriend: there are tubes involved in that
Boyfriend: you have to get tubes all over your body and face
Boyfriend: …and implants
Boyfriend: oh the implants
Me: i’d like implants
Me: don’t like tubes though
Me: i don’t want to look like walking hentai
